Beef Mode: The Art of Getting Huge is an explosive strength-training classic by Taffy North—powerlifter, softcore mystic, and emotional bulk coach.
Just kidding… this is actually a journal, or what we like to call a phantom book. Carry it with you to make gym bros do a double take, confuse your nutritionist, or leave it on your desk and whisper, “My glutes aren’t just activated. They’re awakened.”
A phantom book looks legit, sounds intense, and suggests you wake up at 4am to drink a raw egg smoothie while reciting motivational affirmations. But inside? Just 128 pages. Use them to log workouts, write love letters to your quads, or sketch traps that feel spiritually unresolved.
At 5.2" x 7.4", it’s the perfect size to toss into a gym bag, drop aggressively on a bench, or dramatically clutch to your chest after a deadlift PR.
This isn’t just a journal. It’s a deload day distraction, a bicep-based social experiment, and a gift to the swole and the confused alike.
So go ahead. Carry it. Flex ironically.
Let people wonder.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the journal outwards.
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SKU: 87797826040887246879
$35.00Price
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